– Lady, lady!
(Åh nej!)
– You buy postcards from me, lady?
– No, thank you.
– Yes, you buy!
– No.
– Maybe you buy later, lady?
– No thank you.
– Where you come from?
– Sweden.
– I like Sweden. You buy postcards from me, yes?
– No, thank you.
– Maybe you buy flute from me?
– No thank you.
– If you buy flute you promise you buy from me?
– Ok, maybe.
– Which flute you want lady?
(2 flöjter sträcks fram)
– I do not want a flute.
– You want to buy cold water…?

Snarlika dialoger har utspelats säkert 50 gånger idag. Man vill ju inte vara ohövlig men jag vill faktiskt inte ha några vykort och inte heller någon flöjt. Och hur många liter vatten kan man dricka?
/M